nothing extraordinarily funny has happened to me in the last few days.  just the normal stuff while living at home and working at a bar, like so:

mom- "taryn, dont say 'penis'!  good thing youre going to austr-"
me- "mom!  if i cant make dick jokes, you cant make dick jokes!"

random patron- "youre serbian?  my friend here is serbian!  well, hes russian.  thats the same thing, right?"
me- "actually, its not."
RP- "well they are both in eastern europe."
me- "..."


my life is the alanis morissette version of 'ironic': white-girl, mildly frustrating "problems".  like so:

its like youre on a skype date with your pseudo-bf and his parents decide that that is the best time for their weekly phonecall.

its like when you get super excited about a gift you bought for someone for christmas and you cant wait to tell them but when you do youve just spoiled the surprise for them and for yourself.

its like when you live with your parents and they keep buying the shitty cheap wine instead of the good cheap wine.
its like that.